REDNECK WOMEN'Z CODE OF HONOR:

1.appreciate their natural talents: CLEAN SKIN/SWEET SMILE/UNDENIABLE REDNECK PULL..

2.redneck women'z known manners:YES! MA"AM/YES, SIR/WHY?NO! BILLY...

3.REDNECK'Z WAY OF HOMELY WELCOMENESS:Y'ALL COME BACK NOW! YA HEAR!/WELL, GOD LOVE YA/SWING BY WHEN YA CAN..

4.REDNECK WOMAN'Z WEATHER REPORT: hotter than hell(summer)/colder than a whale digger'z ass (winter time)/(spring) wished it was this tempature all year round/(fall) should have planted  those yrs ago..

5.redneck woman;z vacations spots:camping by ur favorite crik/parking ! in the moonlight where u 1st kissed/making out in the hamick in the front yard

6.redneck women know the views on -june/july/august....CUT OFF CHIK JEANS/HOMEMADE HALTER TOP/GLASS OF SUN TEA

7.REDNECK WOMEN'Z FIRST NICKNAME BASIS:honey/darlin/sweetie

8.redneck women'z movies from the heart:THELMA/LOUISE...MR&MRS SMITH....ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW..

9.REDNECK' WOMEN' KNOW THEIR RELIGIONS: pentecostal/holiness/monster trucks

10. gotta go for now! recopied this/rearranged it to ..shortie'z verzion...


love ,shortie

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